Paranormal Activity 3
Here we go again: here's another dude with another video camera, with another 1/2 hot chick, in another suburban home, with another ghost...
The Trap Door (2011)
The shittiest movie I've ever seen; plain and simple. I shut it off before it ended and I highly doubt i'll watch the rest... ever.
It feels TI West is channeling too much Kevin Smith and not enough Wes Craven here. This could have been a great movie but the horror movie payoff moments just don't stand up.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
This might as well be a Disney movie. This is a pretty childish movie: there's a bunch of stupid little creatures trying to kill a half cute kid who's dad's fucking Joey Potter.
Attack the Block (2011)
Wannabe gangsters, a cute chick with a British accent, a pot house, machetes, aliens, fireworks and a shit ton of fun.
Julia’s Eyes (Los ojos de Julia)
This movie trips all over itself as it rushes towards the finish line. There's a hint of creepiness here 'n there, no real scares to speak of, strange ass plot... this one's all looks.
Final Destination 5
Candyman and a bunch of unknown kids are back for a shitty, "let's follow the formula for the 5th time and make a few more bucks" prequel.
Straw Dogs (2011)
Is Kate Bosworth hot enough to save this stupid ass movie from sucking? I'm sad to report that, no, she's not.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
These dude's out in cold ass Finland have Santa... yup, the real mutha fuckin' Santa Claus. But, there's a catch: He's an evil, shitty son of a bitch and he's for sale.
Fright Night (2011)
There's really nothing special about this movie. Well, McLovin is in it so i guess there's that...