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good
Paranormal Activity 3
Here we go again: here's another dude with another video camera, with another 1/2 hot chick, in another suburban home, with another ghost...
terrible
The Trap Door (2011)
The shittiest movie I've ever seen; plain and simple. I shut it off before it ended and I highly doubt i'll watch the rest... ever.
whatever
The Innkeepers
It feels TI West is channeling too much Kevin Smith and not enough Wes Craven here. This could have been a great movie but the horror movie payoff moments just don't stand up.
whatever
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
This might as well be a Disney movie. This is a pretty childish movie: there's a bunch of stupid little creatures trying to kill a half cute kid who's dad's fucking Joey Potter.
must see
Attack the Block (2011)
Wannabe gangsters, a cute chick with a British accent, a pot house, machetes, aliens, fireworks and a shit ton of fun.
whatever
Julia’s Eyes (Los ojos de Julia)
This movie trips all over itself as it rushes towards the finish line. There's a hint of creepiness here 'n there, no real scares to speak of, strange ass plot... this one's all looks.
bad
Final Destination 5
Candyman and a bunch of unknown kids are back for a shitty, "let's follow the formula for the 5th time and make a few more bucks" prequel.
bad
Straw Dogs (2011)
Is Kate Bosworth hot enough to save this stupid ass movie from sucking? I'm sad to report that, no, she's not.
whatever
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
These dude's out in cold ass Finland have Santa... yup, the real mutha fuckin' Santa Claus. But, there's a catch: He's an evil, shitty son of a bitch and he's for sale.
whatever
